He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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