It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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