Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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