Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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