At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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