we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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