Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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