I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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