suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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