I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize