No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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