Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one