A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried