White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave