oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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