Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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