If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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