Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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