literally had 100 drinks last night.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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