i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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