all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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