You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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