Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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