Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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