then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji