Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i dont even know how to be here
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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