Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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