puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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