Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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