tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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