is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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