marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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