we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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