This is not my ceiling
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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