my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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