haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I want to walk on stilts...naked
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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