Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Holy shit dude........stairs
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