You were right. It hurts to walk today.
4 words: hood of his car
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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