I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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