You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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