There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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