"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
sarcasm needs its own font
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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