I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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