He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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