I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.