Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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