Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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