hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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