Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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