your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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