he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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