Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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