There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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