So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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