You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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