worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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