Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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