Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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