He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
